I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like
"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME"
(Source: lindsayluhans, via lesbifabulous)
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
(Source: fuckking-crazy, via juuret)
"We write to taste life twice, in the moment, and in retrospection."
— Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. 5 (1947-1955)
(Source: larmoyante, via imapartofthatarenti)